The Spy who Lapped Me

Formula Fiction is a fun project where I’m leveraging artificial intelligence to re-create popular TV shows and films using Formula 1 drivers and team principals as characters. These stories are directly copied from the ChatGPT output after a single prompt.

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Act 1:

The film opens with a high-speed chase through the streets of Monaco, as James Bond (played by Lewis Hamilton) attempts to evade the henchmen of villain Lance Strulovich (played by Sebastian Vettel). Bond is eventually rescued by his handler, team principal Toto Wolff, who briefs him on his mission: to infiltrate the Strulovich Racing team and take down the father-son duo.

Act 2:

Bond goes undercover as a test driver for Strulovich Racing, and quickly becomes embroiled in the team's nefarious plans. He discovers that the Struloviches are planning to sabotage their rivals and win the championship by any means necessary. Bond must navigate the treacherous world of F1 politics while trying to gather evidence and stop the Struloviches. Along the way, he is aided by his fellow secret agent, Fernando Alonso (playing himself) and his handler, team principal Christian Horner.

Act 3:

Bond and the Struloviches face off in a dramatic final race at Abu Dhabi with the championship on the line. The Struloviches unleash all their tricks to try and win the race, but Bond is able to outsmart them and secure the victory for his team. In the end, Bond and his handlers are able to bring the Struloviches to justice and restore order to the F1 world.

The final scene shows Bond and Alonso enjoying a victory drink together, with the team principals and other F1 personalities looking on.

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I asked ChatGPT to give me some epic one-liners from this movie, and I can’t even make these up that’s how good they are.

1. "I'm no test driver, I'm a Bond driver." - James Bond

2. "Looks like the Struloviches have met their match." - Fernando Alonso

3. "I may not be a spy, but I know how to win a race." - Lewis Hamilton

4. "It's not about the car, it's about the driver who's driving it." - Toto Wolff

5. "You can't outdrive me, but you can outsmart me." - Sebastian Vettel as Lance Strulovich

6. "You may have won this race, but the war is not over yet." - Lawrence Strulovich

7. "You can't cheat your way to the top, you have to earn it." - Christian Horner

8. "I'll take the checkered flag, and the Struloviches' downfall." - James Bond

9. "Racing is a game, but winning is everything" - James Bond

10. "I may be a team principal, but I'm also a damn good spy." - Toto Wolff.